Because bad gruel exists…

Oliver Twist didn’t take his idea to Shark Tank.

Place looks empty, Gruel said.

@RC 5:43: Gruel seems to be more talk than walk.

“Could I get one extra gray and bland?”

“I want moor.” said the sailor.

Wonkypedia: oats – a food grain that is fed to horses in England, and humans in Scotland.

Must be the Scots side of my ancestry….I like porridge with a good slug of scotch on it – no milk.

My lovely little, la Filipina kasintahan, would not touch it. Even sitting on top of her, and trying to feed her spoonfulls, did not work.

Please! I want some more.

Ah the decor matches the food.

i don’t care how good the gruel is: if it talks, I’m sending it back.

Customers can expect gruel and unusual nourishment.

Junko Tabei, was the first woman to climb thee highest mountain of gruel in the world.

The first male climbers were Ben Doon, and Phillip McCavity.

And the bad gruel remained silent.