Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…

If the small ones can kill little children, I don’t even want to know what the big ones will do…

Now you know why you need yesterday’s storage box.

Yeah, we lost our youngest boy after that corned beef and cabbage dinner back in ’96.

No wonder the little kids are choking – It’s cruel to make them hold farts in!

Of course it’s a choking hazard! People may be eating when they read that line!

Not many people buy this product. Most simply rip one off.

I always insert it good and proper. So my lady used to tell me.

That is why it is fun to fart in a lift. You get to watch everyone trying not to breathe.

If you are at risk of choking on a fart, you are definitely suffering from rectocranial inversion.

Slightly off topic, but only slightly – during my (compulsory) military service several decades ago, we used to play this game:

https://boardgamegeek.com/image/131767/fart-game

Big farts reserve for Ladies only. Wink, wink.

A toy for the rectal propoltion supervisors

Well that certainly isn’t a s silent but deadly

@Algernon. 1453. If you are talking about “Rectal Propulsion”, this is what you need.

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/BF00631969

When you take out the screw, it’s nice to buy her dinner.

And the large one is now 45