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Fist-aid box (for lube).
I didn’t think boys had a box.
Q. How many catamites can you fit in a box?
A. If you have enough catamites, you probably don’t need a box.
Brass knuckles would aid my fist, but I don’t think the FDA or any other medical agency would approve.
When many use box, girl get bad reputation!
This box is so popular, the boys are standing in line to use it.
The label is a bad joke; they wrote the punch line too early.
I hear the box contains cherries.
A box for storage of Catholic priests
Fanny was most disappointed to hear of this.
At around 13x9x8 inches, you won’t fit many boys in there, even if they’re finely chopped.
@Marum 1828: I dunno, mate. This one is almost as big as a wizard’s sleeve!
Good God man! Unless they are wonderfully endowed, they would fit in four at a time.
If it’s for storage of boys, they misspelled papoose.
The measurement were made using an internal Micruntometer.
… or a venereal calliper.
Don’t tell Jeffrey Epstein
Or even a Feelher gauge.
If they’re gonna do THAT – I’m not going for a medical!
@coffeebot: I don’t know how he could smuggle this box into prison, but I’d like to give him a fist-aid.
I can tell it’s going to be the hottest item this coming Christmas.
I am so pleased for the Box that it has a purpose.
It would be terrible to exist without a purpose.
@BFC: Haha! “coming” Christmas! 😀
Many use box. Box cry now.
@James. .
Not to worry hombre. By the miracle of modern science, and plastic surgery, even virginity can now be restored.
@ Marum, 5:13 PM: But does it have a special purpose?
Boys included?
@Chris 0654. Yes indeed. The special purpose is No: 328.
naw thatz acurat speling