I guess bald is back

Preferable to poo hair.

Too hair is human, too fur give, canine.

From hair too eternity.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

This is their mane salon.

Sadly, my hair is none too …

Need a toopée?

You’re bewhiskered, Hairy!

Let’s bald with me!

Probably means Toe Hair.

Too infinity and beyond?

No good for kojak

OK guys.

Many of you expect your lady to stay trimmed, for your pleasure and enjoyment.

How many of you keep yourselves trimmed, for her pleasure and enjoyment?

So fur, so good.

@Marum 1626: I’d be afraid of toe mane poisoning.

@ algernon 4:28 pm: That’s what they call a Buzz cut. 😉

Propecia overdose?
Have I got a store for you!

DNT @ 1:47am : But what would little bo peep say.

Homer Simpson’s barber.

Reminds me of Totally Hair Barbie.

@DnT 0139. Yes. But to have a “p” is still very nice.

TOrtOise and the hair?

@Marum 1539: True, that, and I can’t remember the last time I had a silent “P”.

Does it take two to too hair?

@DnT above
Nein. It takes only one man to have two hairy —-.

Ther once was a man from Rhiems,
Whose lady found him far too hairy it seems,
She shaved him from belly to bum,
Then rubbed him with Rum,
And from two miles they could still hear his screams.