Tough on acne.

Belts you up whilst protecting the skin.

Can be used as sunscreen whilst being used in arm to arm combat.

♪ ♫ You always hurt
The one you lave…♪ ♫

That’s not vera nice!

Smash your face in a healthy way!

Contains gel from the Aloe ferocity species.

Also available: morphine face bashing, for the heavier work.

With the scent of sweet violence.

I assume they mean partying.

Darling, you look bashing tonight !

This is better than when I tried Burt’s Bees… and they were real bees.

I thought the ‘b’ could’ve been a ‘c’, an ‘l’, an ‘m’, or more honestly just an ‘r’ . . .

I will never get Lanelia to wash me.

Who are they calling Aloe face, and why the violence?

@coffeebot: Cheap way to get fuller lips, though,…..right?

All you need is lave. (John Lennon?)