All your life are belong to us!

Worse than snuggling termites all your life?

Terminator 1, -2 and -3 rolled into one. Only in selected theaters.

Swizarding is more rewarding, anyway.

It’s not good for cats

But what’s been smuggled

“Smuggling can seriously harm your health”
– Surgeon General

Dalek exterminates all your family.

Those grape smugglers always wine about this.

” Don’t smoke, whatever you do, just don’t smoke.”. Yul Brynner

” Don’t smuggle, whatever you do , just don’t smuggle” Customs Department of Japan

If you’re smug, your life is over-rated.

And snuggling, will terminate all your carnal desires.

At least, by the time all three of us are through with you.

How come Japanese ladies look so glim?

I know!

They are wearing kevlar undies, which are tongue proof, and impenetrable by even the greatest of orgasms.

Look love. I don’t want to terminate all my life.

May I just do it, till I need glasses.

I think you have contraband in your pants.

OK love. I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.

Orait. The Kempeitai is alive and well, well.

Really. ladies? Surely you’ve smuggled a cockatoo?

Marum: They’re working hard at looking serious for the photo. And only the one in the middle looks like a lady to me – although if the one in the right is a guy, their regulations about hair are looser than in American armed forces and most of our police departments. (I’d expect Japanese police forces to be at least as strict.)