OYAJI has the key to every surfer’s heart…

Ah Pigs in space

I guess Eat Your Feelings is better than F**k Your Feelings.

Way to curry favour with surfers!

Pigs surfers and cows. What could go wrong

I always feel for the people I eat.

Oyaji had a brief period as a successful restaurateur in the 1970’s before his habit of telling long and pointless stories drove customers away.

The Crips and the Bloods both gave it four stars.

But if I offer my rich meat to young people, I get into trouble!

Someone wanted to write “Jaws” from the shark’s perspective, but is in the wrong job.

If you slurp your cully loudly enough, you can’t hear him.

Every third wave is a tsunami.

Speaking of dairy products. I guess you can always stick cheese in your ears. (As the German soldiers used to do when Rene’s wife sang in “Allo Allo”)

Te audire no possum, musa sapentium fixie est in aure.

James 0604. From a shark’s point of view….I would imagine a curry stuffed surfer, would be quite piquant.

OYAJI sends a wave to hungry surfers

This restaurant serves half-baked Engrish.

The Handmade’s Tale. OYAJI Offred, the surfers accepted.

IL Porcupino nil copulatum.

@DnT 0049. So. He made his curry “of Fred”.

Sorta like a; Nipponese Sweeney Todd.

The curry does not cause Kamakura.

I believe it causes Kamikaze. (The not so divine wind)

Makes me rather glad I skipped that particular area of Kamakura* when I lived in Japan in the late 80’s and mid-90’s. Daddio** might have cannibalized me, given his proclivity for consuming other human beings.

*If I’m guessing my kanji accurately, “Shichirigahama” means “Seven-Entries Beach”. Too reminiscent of various orifices…

**Oyaji” is Japanese for informal reference to one’s father, like “Dad”, “Pop” or “My old man” etc.