A woody life can be hard…

… but don’t be a d*ck about it.

Run, Forest, run!

It’s fine as long as you don’t get board.

Somebody call the copse.

It’s oak-kay until one day you fall on your ash. Then you begin to cedar downside and pine for your old life.

Getting it

Shouldn’t that be got

Would I!

It’a the motto of the Asian Boy Scouts.

Be plepaled.

Woody Allen perhaps.

Did you hear of Woody Allen’s new movie.

“Hey Honey I F—ed the Kids.”

Ligna ad producendum

How much life could a woody chuck if a woody could chuck wood for life.

You could join a splinter group.

Do I want to get screwed or nailed? Decisions, decisions..

Making a trunk call to Teresa Green but she had to leave