That’s how napkins are made.

How about a roll in the hay, then?

Comes in sheets

For use on the table

Socks are equally versatile, and also reusable.

How amazing and eco friendly these kitchen towels are? After laid, wipe and polish. No waste.

The factory that makes these looks like a huge chicken.

You mean I don’t even have to buy it a couple of drinks?

I must admit, I have never laid a polish paper towel, or lady, for that matter.

Good 4 rol in kitchen.

She dreamt of a rol in the morning,
She dreamt of a rol in the noon,
She dreamt of the score, she’d had on the floor,
On the night of the harvest moon.

Tastes like chicken.

I always thought the holes on either end were for installing onto a towel dispenser. Now I know the truth.

Buy these towels and you won’t be an incel anymore!

@Eggrish 1726. Ah. That explains something; “The holes on either end”.

I always thought it was one hole, which went all the way through. Muchas gracias mi amigo.

Thus, it is two holes which join in the middle. This could be very important to the whole boring process.

@Marum: How does one join holes? Is there some kind of special glue? 😛

@DnT 23 34. Nope. Just requires incredible dexterity.