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Been trying to get in there…
I left a tip for housekeeping… just the tip.
Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Found in Chiba, Japan.
(69 votes, average: 3.03 out of 5)
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For slipping something into
From the Suck Ho group of companies
A cut above the rest, and they have a crack staff.
Just down the road from the Golden Shower Hotel
Much the same at the back as it is at the front.
Glare out front shoulda told ya.
A lot of chinks stay there.
I’ll see myself out.
They’re in some cut-throat competition with the Bate’s Motel up on the hill.
We have lotsa wombs.
We even have wombs with a view.
But they are all nice and squeezy
To book in, go to the Labia.
EDIT: To book in go to the LOBBIA.
It is not in Japan.
It is in Croatia, next to Split.
@Algernon 0411. I hear, the back side is tighter.
Kslit Hotel
«12/5 Renewal opening»
★ 1 000% stay / 500% break coupon is being issued ♪
★ 1200 yen discount stay ♪ TDR ticket presentation ♪
1 minute walk from JR Nishifunabashi Station North Exit! It is a beautiful and clean hotel. Excellent access to Disneyland! Discount is available at any time with tickets ♪ Good facilities at cheap rates. Some rooms have micro bubbles installed. Smooth skin, shiny. Do you not experience beauty treatment? Business use is also OK for couples and singles.
location
Funabashi City Nishibei 4-30-14, Chiba Prefecture
It’s a great place to be but the neighbor is an asshole!
If you smell gash, please call front desk.
She: You will have to make love to me very gently. I have acute angina.
He: That’s good. Because you have really ugly tits.
This hotel looks like a prison from the outside.
Any slot for a slut?