Guess what I did behind the log…

I’d be careful cooking meat and peas in the same pot too.

Better than pissing a river.

I used to do that, but it’s all water under the bridge now.

If my guess is right, it’s a snarky comment on what he’s doing there – voting!

“Do you have the patience to wait until your mud settles and the water is clear?”
― Lao Tse, Tao Te Ching

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bear+whiz&id=BFC5DF323EC49CED2CE1D6BE6EA79C42BD928A01&FORM=IQFRBA

Any more than three shakes, is masturbation.

A bash in the bush, is worth six in the hand.

@Marum | 4:14 am: …which is why I like to paint with spray cans. 😛

O.K. but stay out of my pool!

He is purchasing his admission ticket before he can do his act.

Better than pissing in the wind.

Style is important, of course. Try it from a bridge..

@James: ¿Por qué no los dos?

@James 5:35am : or passing the wind in the river?

@ Droll not Troll 4:07 am: Voting or vomiting?

@ DnT 5:46 am: Try it from the “Sunshine on Leith” album cover.

Just as long as he’s not pissing right there.

@DnT & James 0550. At least that would prove you are capable of multitasking.

@EffEff 1:18: They’re like 2 pees in a pod!

I guess that’s why China has the “Yellow River”.

@DnT. I checked Westphalia in Germany. The Paech family came from Prussia. So this may be the origin of Beeren Berg.

Thus: Beerenberg is a mountain and is south of Werpe, east of Harbecke and north of Niederfleckenberg. Beerenberg has an elevation of 614 meters.

@EffEff 1:18 : Pissing from a twelve-inch – that would have to be some kind of a record!

Big Fat Cat | 6:55 am: Cue Don Ho singing “Tiny Bubbles”.

@Marum 17:00: Looks like most of our German immigrants were from Prussia back then.

I just noticed there seems to be a phone on the wall to his right, so this wouldn’t be a voting booth.
Pete, can you read enough of that sign above him?

Actually, if this guy were voting, it’s obvious that he’d choose his candidates by a process of… 😎 …elimination.