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Good design, slean lines.
Can I wear this at the beash?
Photo courtesy of J.G.
Found on a sweater from China.
(81 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)
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Do where?
Dry slean al that bleash doing elegant woman
But bleashing is fine if you use capital letters.
If your slean is dry, try a personal lubricant.
Mid-ichlorians (150). Not Jedi material.
I like to wash…does that make me a sleanbag ?
@Running Comment: LOL! (I really did.)
These seem like reasonable requirements for a lady.
I get it. It’s TIGENA for knitwear.
https://tigena.aliexpress.com/store/1824155
Can’t do ALL the elegant women at the beach?
Oh well. Tigena Matata!
@Pete 0852.
Hujambo mate? Hakuna wasiwasi, napenda kujaribu.
I don’t know that dance.
Furthermore: Napenda kufanya upendo kwa wasichana wote wazuri.:evil:
Pete. How is your Kiswahili? If it is only a Lion King standard, I will provide a translation.
1. Hello mate. No worries, I would like to try.
2. I would like to make love to all the pretty girls. 😈
@Marum,
(…Pete chuckles in background…)
When I was young, beyond food, drink, directions, etc. The first thing I would learn, is how to seduce a lady. Black white or yellow, or any combination, similar things turn ladies on. After that, the geography is all the same.
THE GODS BE PRAISED.
Usually, to “do” a woman means to deal with her hair.
@ Long Tom. That would give a whole new meaning to B T Express’s hit “Do it ’till you’re satisfied”.
@Long Tom 1106.
Q. Then. Why are pubic hairs always curly?
A. If they were straight, you would poke your eyes out.
Last time I tried to dry a slean, I got injured…
Not suitable for shildren under 18