Still in its infansy…

For the love of prawn

Aw shucks

WTF? It’s bad enough when they spit in your food!

Be sure to use a condiment.

When I eat shrimp, I usually get some tail.

They prefer to be called midgets, no wait, I think it’s Little People.

Last time I was intimate with a shrimp, I got the crabs.

Actually these are shrimp balls according to the Chinese characters. A more complete translation would therefore be “intimate shrimp balls”.

Come with me to the sea bed.

Two in the pink and one in the shrimp

Sexy Scampi!

Enough, of this prawnography.

These babes are peeled, and ready to go.

Sand Crab opened a Disco.

Mud Crab went to thee disco and met the most beautiful female Mud Crab, and they got married, and had lots of baby Mud Crabs.

Ever after, their favourite song was: I Lost My Heart In Sand Crab’s Disco.

“I prefer my balls on…errr…IN…the Barbie” Ken said.

@Pete 1144. Divorced Barbie, comes with Ken’s balls in a display case on the mantelpiece.

@Marum,

Sounds like something that belongs in Reykjavik’s famed penis museum!

…and Ken said to Barbie
“Let’s get them Cajun Style…you know, where you suck da head!”

Doesn’t matter, had Sichuan.

If you don’t enjoy, you can give it baculum.

“Shrimp”: Nope, I’ve never been called that during intimasy. 😛

I asked for cake and got sake..

We were so close…but I barely felt it

I shall pass again.
I’d rather have some delicasy with prawn.