Issue your children fun today!

Pat, the human head, approves of this notice.

Pat the human head and touching violation will be issued…

Pat the head after you stand it on their chest.

The young Jihadi’s doll, for all aspiring young terrorists.

Unfortunately….One man’s terrorist ,is another’s freedom fighter.

The trick is; telling the difference.

I guess its pressing.

Be careful what you push.

If you’re trying for the issue of an adorable child with just a pat on the head, you’re doing it wrong!

Pull the finger: will be issued sound of 2-stoke motorcycle.

edit: 2- stroke.

Don’t pat the inhuman head.

Don’t most people take offense at being patted on the head?

What if I pat the dinosaur head instead? The driver looks male; he should have one.

I’ve always wanted to have a dog named Pat.
Pat the dog.

Excuse me, yeah I have an issue with the wording of all this…

The latest sex toy is the Jihadi love doll – she blows herself up…….