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Better close the windows or we’ll get car from the ants!
The car from the food passes through your tunnel into the sewer.
The car from the food. Quite the opposite of what it actually says (it is forbidden to eat food in the vehicle).
Definitely not machine translation – I cannot imagine a machine that would simply swallow 禁止 (forbid, prohibit, ban) or 吃 (eat).
So thats why its covered in flies
Value adding these days
That’s why you get gas.
Where can I get a bacon, lexus and tomato sandwich?
That’s when you know you’re getting too much iron in your diet.
♪ ♫ Baby you can drive my carbs ♪ ♫
Hmm! I can understand how you can get a house from food.
It occurs when you are $hiiting bricks.
It is probably a Mad-agas-car.
Or perhaps a car-a-mels.
From that great Italian chef Ben Zina.
Leaked promotional material for the Apple car.
When you try to explain biodiesel as a layman.
And after the meal, the bus from the table.
Almost any car becomes a POS eventually.
And probably not even organically grown.
There once was a blloke who used to eat dog food.
It eventually killed him.
He squatted down in the middle of the road to chew on his nuts, and an RSPCA vehicle ran over him.
Yup, I know that’s very easy to distinguish
Peter Chan: Not if it’s a lemon.