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I’m running out of places where I can dumb.
posted on 17 Jan 2019 in Signs
If you can read this you’re halfway there…
Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski.
Found in Japan (meant to say “do not dump here”).
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Can we play bridge here? I bid one no Trump.
What a bell end
If you do, we will thumb you!
Let’s not dumb
So hullaballoo is OK?
Just like Xbox Live.
Being called dumb smarts.
Harry and Lloyd, you better just keep walking.
So no area for Donald.
I’m fairly dumb – where do I put my garbage then?
Is this located at Dumbleton?
By order of the chief dumb-pum. (He’s the Lord High Executioner’s cousin, once removed)
To sit in dumb despair in a dark and in a dark and dingy dump,
In a weird and woeful wasteland, full of mouldy messy muck,
Awaiting the arrival, of completely compacted crud,
From a tarped and tinny tip-truck, full of stinky smelly scrap.
(Move over G & S)
Hmm. Not that it matters, but I think I can do better the second time. But who can’t? (Either in sex or script)
Thus:
To sit in dumb despair in a dank and dingy dump,
In a weird and woeful wasteland, full of mouldy messy muck,
Awaiting the arrival, of crass compacted crud,
From a tarped and tinny tip-truck, full of stinky smelly scrap.
DISPOSE OF ALL DROSS! All ye who enter here.
Thus spake Zarathustra with a voice like thunder.
Just use the no smorking area.
You’ll have to watch “Dragnet”elsewhere.
“Dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!”
On no account screen “Dumb and Dumber” in this cinema.
Those who didn’t hear that will get the deaf penalty.
But I couldn’t see the sign. The lambs were too dim !
This sign is to be taken litterally.
The area has just been re-tarred.
@DnT 1923. How about littoral ly?
@Marum | 9:13 pm: Shore, why not?
Make some noise yu’all!