Girls — it’s playtime…

You get um Harvey

Young hearts run free

How many girls did you fun today?

It’s all fun and girls until someone nooses a guy!

What’s Larry at now?

Girl who feel diffident about performing oral-sex….Often find lovers solution hard to swallow.

The kid must have gone to Kevin Hart’s kids birthday party.

The gentle sex was made for man t’marry
To share his nest and see his food is cooked
The gentle sex was made for man t’marry
But, with a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
You can have it all and not get hooked
(With a little bit, with a little bit)
(With a little bit of luck you won’t get hooked)

From MFL. musical.

BTW Songwriters: Lerner and Loewe.

What a birthday party. First we fed the cat. (to the dog)

Then I put a noose around my sisters neck, and hauled her up over a rafter. How we laughed, when she kicked for nearly ten minutes.

She was such fun. Pity she won’t be able to come to next year’s party.

Sorry, can’t play right now. I’m all tied up.

As worn by Neil Strauss.

Womanifest Destiny

And even greater satisfaction to f**k women.

@James 0244. And even greater, when you please them sufficiently for them to do it to you.

Pregnancy: Taking seriously something that is poked at you in fun.

Hasn’t he got lovely round lips? 💗 🗢 ⽾

Bugger Unicode. I got the Chinese radical for plough or something. It was meant to be a brace of lips (128158)

A length of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar tender suspects the rope is under age and asks “Do you have any ID?” to which the rope replies ” No. I’m a frayed knot!”

It might just be hysterectomy. If she needs to be ploughed, rather than have a hysterectomy, we will alter the angle of the table, and invite all the interns.

Hmm! If she had been ploughed by thirty or so, interns, I imagine, she would have her fertile fields fulfilled.

The pacifist version of “cowboys and Indians”.