Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

If a hand clasp doesn’t work, should I try kissing the flashlight?

When we say Manual Guidance, we really mean it!

Cretaceous batteries are just not good enough.

A torch for the dinosaurs

A flashlight that piosons before it kills

I imagine if the batteries are extinct, as different to extant, then no one will have them in stock.

Abnormal sound? So, what is the sound of one hand clasping?

I don’t see the point of replacing the new batteries…?

It clasps the fixed switch, or else it gets the abnormal sound again !

From now on, extinction will be a concern no more.
Just replace with a new one.

Clasp softly. Do not assault battery.

Mercury CR2032 batteries may actually be extinct. On the card of CR2032s I have, it says they’re lithium.

Don’t worry about the torch. It will see you out.

It has a half-life of 170 million years.

I issued an abnormal sound but I did not irradiate.

“Forbid to irradiate eyes” – good advice for life there!

Droll not Troll 7:47: obviously this flashlight uses neither mercury nor lithium, it uses uranium batteries.

DrLex | 7:01 am: Marum may be right about the half-life!