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If it moves, use the club.
Filmiment or videoiment?
My god, it’s full of things!
Hello, world; how are things?
Full of this and that
Moviement how fullness
Due to intellectual property laws, the Captain Obvious Club had to change it’s name.
The Universe is so full of space too.
Things are some of my favorite things!
As long as you do moviment of your things away from my things, you and I will be A-OK. Any moviment of your things near my things, and we’ve got trouble.
Umm kay, buddy row? We clear now?
Good. I thought so.
Things
like a walk in the park
like a kiss in the dark
like a sailboat ride
From a song by Bobby Darin, youngsters.
/get off my lawn!
It’s not full any more; I just took my thing out.
Things to see, and people to do.
As the prostitute said.
Moviment is organic Cement.
It kinda grows on you.
The world is so full of things.
Too right! Nearly every second person has one.
Q; What do you think of the Women’s movenet.
A: It’s absolutely terrific. Especially right at thee very end.
Wife: Dear! Soon we’ll be hearing the patter of little feet.
He: Whaaart! Did you forget to set the mousetraps again?
No! Not THINGS!?
Even my hovercraft is full of things.
As the prostitute said: Life is one f—–g thing, AFTER ANOTHER..
@72nd 0825. One has to be careful of those spinning blades.
Especially when you fly over the backstroke training squad.
@Marum | 10:37 am: That kind of flying would be a dick move.
@Marum | 9:30 am: Those CAPS make me think she came, halfway through the sentence. 😀
You and your club is full of it too!
Army rule #1.
If it has no moviment – polish it.
If it has moviment – salute it