Supersedes previous passenger sheet.

The one on the right? Yeah, I qualify! 😈

If there is an empty sheet, it’s there to be shat in.

The last two have definitely gotten between the sheets.

I do not understand why being obese or having a hard-on makes you qualify as “priority”

Quick throw one over them.

But use anyone you like.

Please take advantage of our air-hostess.

A priority passenger, is one who has no chance of escaping in the event of a fire.

They also can defy the laws of Physics.

Try holding that position, without a chair.

A pyreority passenger, is one who has no chance of escaping in the event of a fire.

@Yu No Hoo 0412.

Ho unimaginative. I believe one can get pregnant in any position, including, on the bonnet of a car.

Priority Passenger happens.

@ Marum 5:08 am

If a ho has any imagination at all she’ll use some kind of birth control.

Please be sheeted

Uhh….just think.

With a little forethought on the part of the Japanese commercial artist including long hair and a dress or skirt of some sort to the two rightward caricatures, and we’d have never seen this image.

Which, frankly, may have made my Engrish-reading day a tad less redundant, since we’ve seen this same image previously in other posts.

@Yu No Hoo 0634. Hehe. Well done. I meant “So” not “Ho”.

@Pete 0923. I imagine, flying naked would improve the chances of getting pregnant.

Especially if she was invited into the cockpit.

So. If you are old, infirm, pregnant, or a sex maniac. you become a priapic passenger.

Why not Prius passengers? Comes from the same Latin root.
Hey, Marum, ever had a Latin root?

Columbian. (Latino) Does that count? She was holidaying on the Gold Coast.

From just outside Medellin I believe. Just a holiday fling for her. (one week) I hope I provided sufficient amusement. I often wondered if she survived the violence that ensued in the later years, in the Pueblos surrounding Medellin.

As far as “latin roots” go – I’ve never had a “greek root” either.

@Marum 5:06,

(Guffawing….)

I thought the one on the right was a Catholic Priest.

@Marum | 5:06 pm:
Q. What do they call the part of the plane where the pilots are, when the pilots are female?
A. The box office.

Why all this fuss over Catholic priests? Anybody here heard of Jimmy Savile? (Not famous in the USA though.)

May I sew you to a sheet, Madame?

-apologies to Rev’d Spooner

Apparently, also hollow-foot syndrome also makes you eligible for priority treament.

I believe Tom, Dick, and harry, got arrested for public indecency.

WHY: Because of Tom Dicken Harry on an aircraft.

Well, a man needs a seat when he’s having a wank.