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Rabbit a fanny animal? May be a wild hare… or hair.
The wheels on the pussy go up and down.
Panda eats chutes and leaves.
Do they have:
Penis Colada.
Mickey Martini.
Vagina Vermouth.
or
Testicle Tequila?
Donald would have a ball with this. If it can be believed.
The rabbit should talk to the cat.
I guess one can always have, as a pick-me-up; “A hair of the pussy”, the morning after.
Well. One could drink it warm.
Then it would be “Hot Cock”.
If you think the lighters are strange, you should see the crack pipes.
After a seminar on the Gold Coast, we mustered for breakfast – somewhat the worse for wear. One of the Japanese contingent arrived. When the waiter required what he wanted for breakfast, he replied what sounded like fourex. (a Queensland beer)
Luckily, we kept our own counsel about the Nip who needed a heart-starter before breakfast.. It turned out that he wanted four eggs.
BTW. I could hazard a guess, as to where the Dog Beer comes from.
LIGHTERS ARE TOO BORING.
Beer is mush more fun.
Hillary Clinton got arrested trying to enter Indonesia.
They reckoned, she had the most crack they had ever seen.
Wheels rotate, so let’s play helicopter, Barbie!
@Pete 0535.
I read this ad for a battery operated dildo. The add stated that the head rotated one way, and the body in the opposite direction. Being an engineer, the first thought which crossed my mind was….Holy F! It must have planetary gearing inside it.
Bun buns?
Hallo boss… because everyone knows the cat is the boss!
This is fanny!
Probably intended to sell at furry convenions.