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Staff some are unknown thing.
That confusion is expected to be or not to be should buy ticket for Hamlet.
So is the ticket purchase advanced
I’d like to purchase time. How much for an hour?
If a known thing occurs, don’t ask the staff none, nohow.
-Did a thing occur?
-I don’t know.
-Quick, ask the staff!
That confusion is expected does not change my opinion of their exchange policy.
I like to buy a little time if an unknown thing occurs.
If an unknown Thing occurs, please ask John Carpenter.
No f—–g wonder confusion is expected.
It is amazing how one’a point of view changes.
At 74 I would not mind purchasing a little more time.
At 24 I would have happily sold some off.
If you bend over naked in the dark.
You may receive an unknown thing, that will stuff some..
@ Marum 7:44 am
Time is like a pint of beer.
“That confusion is expected to be should check by telephone to a theater”
Damn straight. Confusion just means Engrish is doing its job. No need to call the theater to confirm this well known fact.
Please to define ”some”, Takahashi-san.
@Yu No Hoo | 12:30 pm: Because the best times are expensive? The only beers I ever order in pints are like Franziskaner or Guinness.
Wonder if you can buy time from the Time Lords of Doctor Who.
@Long Tom 21 21
Dr whom?
Customer: Time for sale? How much for a minute?
Salesman: Just a minute?
Customer: Yup, just a minute.
Salesman: Um . . . hang on, just a minute . . .
A prostitute gets unknown things, for a known amount of time.
A wife gets a known thing, for an unknown amount of time.
A one night stand gets an unknown thing, for am unknown amount of time.
A mistress gets a known thing, for a known amount of time.