Function as use it

My name is Pelucchi, Leva Pelucchi, and I approve of this product.

It’s a smasir in the family

If your balls are chipping, you’re doing something wrong

A century to function

I’ve tried to use this, but the only thing it did was smasir everything fully to bits.

Keep your bits covered to avoid ball chipping.

That’s why I only wear cotton pants. No ball chipping.

If I buy one online do I get free chipping?

It’s MORE than suitable for artificial goods!

If you need to use one of these on your entire family, I think you’ll find you are a llama.

Hey! All my chocolate is gone! I think they sent me a Lindt remover instead.

Very good for family planning. 100% gualantee!

HULK SMASIR!

Why aren’t the instructions in Itarian?

So! It’s OK for wood chips too? How about ,bulldust errr- sawdust.

Approved by Silvio Berlusconi. He uses on all his mistresses first with great results.

Daffynition: Mistress:= Someone who lies between a master and his mattress.

Totally etc.