That’s a strange club name…

I’ll give you the heads up

I just got new progressive glasses and this…thing…made my eyes water.

The breakfast of champions

Much better than a jackit.

Should be an open necked shirt.

More like ‘Blurjob’

Wait a few days and see if the price goes down.

They spell it ‘Browjob’ in Japan anyway so everything is OK.

– Dad, which shirt should I wear with this: ‘Pervert’, or ‘Thank God I’m Female’?
– ‘Think Less, Stupid More’, son.

The school’s other sweatshirt is pink and says “Cunning Linguists” across the front.

@seventy2rd o clock | 5:09 am: Ask for a browjob and you may end up getting plucked. 😛

Not even giving lip service to good taste.

On sale at a glass blowing souvenir shop in Murano Italy.

They wanted to go with “S**k my d**k” on the original design.

Pete, 5:34 am: Don’t go into a lot of detail, or they’ll think you’re an anal linguist.

@Chris 7:08 am,

(Shudder)
Yeah, “anal” was left out intentionally.

Actually I was thinking that if the dudes were wearing the blue sweatshirt advertising what they want most, then the girls could do the same. Hence the gals’ sweatshirts in pink.

It probably IS, a good way of cooling your soup

@ Droll not Troll | 6:03 am: Or prucked – that’s even worse!

So long, suckers!

@Chris | 7:08 am: That’s a hole other thing.

Actually. He’s merely an hot-air baloonist.

Georgie porgy pudden’ and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too – he’s funny that way.

Nice work if you can get it.