If when harmness, fasten fidy.

Looks like something they might provide at Fawlty Towels.

I always dry my body when it is not in use.

To fasten blood circulation, use the towel as a tourniquet.

Doesn’t say how much it costs. Probably around tree fidy.

Careful where you put you vivid yoor cell

Towel self clearing

Takes the misspelling of “your” to a whole new level.

It’s more fun if you apply some lube to the body before using.

Beware when someone says ” Tuck it !” to you.

Yeah!
It is a natural fibre from the Viscose-Rayon tree which is grown on a farm owned by Jim Yakamoto of Leeds.

If it’s in use, I find the ladies don’t like it dry though.

The management takes no responsibility, if you find you have been multifunct,during your shower.

However the management offers its condolences, or congratulations. Whichever is most appropriate.

How do I vivid my cell? Shine my skin with viscose rayon.

Fime for dinner. Fidy vp fhe fable!

Many English letters look alike. Please check your letters carefully to avoid using the wrong one.

Yu show me yoor, I’ll show Yu yovr