There’s 5 sides to this story…

Donald come on down

Wasn’t it Richard Pentagon, and the 3rd Crusade?

Best not to be square

I vbelieve it’s made out of Melania.. It took 48 yrs. to develop.

This kind of living does have its points.

I’ve heard of a love triangle, but this one sounds way too complicated!

May the Forces be with you.

@Algernon | 4:14 am
It’s Hip To Be Pentagonal!

Live at
Octagon
Everyone
Fights!

It should be a T-shirt because everyone has the right to bare arms.

@Yu No Hoo. This bloke was driving home from the Gold Coast.
He finds that his right arm is a bit sun-burnt, so he rubs Metho into it.

He then lights a cigarette, and his arm bursts into flames.
Quick as a flash, he sticks his arm out the window, and the flames get blown out.

A few hundred yards down the road, the cops pull him over.

He is booked for; speeding, driving without due care and attention, and having an unlicenced fire-arm.

EDIT: Unlicensed.

Much like the young Catholic lad, who didn’t know thw difference between, “arson” and “incest”.

So he set several of the “sisters” on fire.

To win a wager young Mal,
Rode naked though a luggage carousel,
His testicles were caught,
Between a cabin trunk and a port,
And his Penis sent express to Natal.

It is obviously an anagram for: ‘VENEREOLOGIST ENVELOPES NAIVETY’.

I guess all’s fair in asymmetric love & war.

But diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

But Pentagram nobody loves.

I bet there would be some serious fallout if this shirt was for sale in Hiroshima.

I’m sure the military folks love it at the Pentagon. Safer then being on the battlefield!

@Running Comment, specially considering the love pentagon that the shirt suggest us to try.