Area known for falling safes…

ATTENTION: Safe needed

Water and fools are a bad combination.

Found at the river bank.

I see your problem. A safe needs the kind of lock that doesn’t have water..

Let’s flood

Falling down gently not recommended

In the water? It’s a Chubb, dummy, not a chub!

I am so weary of needy safes

It may be safe to you.
But I wouldn’t swim in a cesspool.

This is the effluent of the affluent.

… through no vault of its own.

Is your safe seeking attention ? Have you been neglecting it, or is it just a wee bit narcissisistic ?

I tried to be a safe driver, but safes have terrible fuel economy and they handle like crap!

Funny, I’ve never seen a safe standing at ease.

OK, I’ll cheque on it.

Drown carefully while attending safe.

It’s sinking into the uuuuuuuuuuus.

With nothing to cheque it, the safe vaulted over the fence, to see if it could retain its liquidity, and float a loan.

Caution: Safety Zone

Is it steel in the water/

There might be a flattened coyote underneath it.

@Long Tom 7:35 am,

Especially if the safe was made by Acme!

♪Zhou, Zhou, Zhou of the River,
Watch out for that….SAFE! ♪

(sung to the tune of George of the Jungle)

@Running Comment:

I found AERU for you.
Take a look back on the beer post comments.

@Marum | 7:20 am: Yes, ironically…

Safe should get professional help.

Danger needs space.

ATTENTION:
Safe in danger, somebody please help!