Man’s best friend just got friendlier.

Obviously this is one of the very first sentences every English-speaking child learns.

I’m not sure they’re ripe yet.

He’s a lab technician.

As long as he doesn’t cock his leg

He likes to pick and chews.

Its barking mad

“It will never get well if you pick it”.
– Noel Coward.

It’s an ad for A2 milk.

A milk.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-11-22/a2-milk-vs-ordinary-milk/9177020

A2

“Do you know you have a Zombie Brain Sucker attached to your head?”

‘GOD!! What’s it doing there?’

“I believe it’s starving to death.”

Answer:

No, you may not.
And if you ask me again, it’s off to the Korean Dog Meat farm with you.
Now SIT, Ubu, SIT!

There once was a man from Korea,
Who relished dog-meat with beer,
For it is true that dog,
With a large mug of grog,
Will grow hair on your chest for a year.

@Pete 0633. I observe it is a Japanese Dog.

It does not have the round-eye skin fold, on its eyelids

There was this Spanish dog, that saw two rows of seats.

One row was labelled El caballeros.

The other was labelled peons.

So he did.

Domo arrigato Snoopy sama. (bow wowing)

@Dr Lex 0402. Only if their first language is Nihongo.

Oh, I thought you said lick my brains.

@Coffeebot

Oh damn! I thought the “P” was an “F”

@Marum 6:50,

That ain’t no native Japanese breed, I tell you true.

Looks like Snoopy’s sleepy country bumpkin cousin.
(without the goofy hat)

@Pete you mean Snoopy’s brother Spike, right? He’s more of a desert rat than a country bumpkin. He lives in the middle of desert all alone, where he talks to the cacti, and they seem to understand him. 🙂

Well, you cannot have the dog say, “May I lick your genitals?” on a children’s educational program.

@Lora 11:53,

Yup. I stand corrected.
I was indeed referring to Spike.

It has been so long since I’ve read Peanuts, that I forgot those details.
Thanx for setting me straight.

– No, but may I pick your nose?

Beware of Zombie Dogs!

You can pick your dog, and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your dog’s nose.

OK then. You’re a dog, You can’t help being a bonehead.

He’s not A2, he’s K9.

Oh, my doG !