Spit-takes will not be tolerated.

What we want is; wry twit dry wit.

Oh spit

Silent dribbling

I’m spitless.

Of course: No conversation, no saliva!

Saliva has its uses. Imagine what would happen if your lady had oral sex with you without it.😜 🔥

This sign, is the spitting image of one I’ve seen elsewhere.

ssǝlʇᴉds pǝᴉɹɹoʍ ɯ,I

Is this a dentist’s conference or something?

Tis Aussie bloke goes to a Zoo.

He sees a sign which says: BEWARE THE LLAMA SPITS

And he was.

It,s finger lickin good. It’s lingham fricken good.

I’ve reflected upon this sign, to no sensible conclusion.
I,ʌǝ ɹǝɟlǝɔʇǝp ndou ʇɥᴉs sᴉƃu’ ʇo uo sǝusᴉqlǝ ɔouɔlnsᴉou˙

They aren’t talking. They had a spat.

Drools are drools…

Don’t tell secretions!

People around there speak fluid English.

How do you know I was talking? Do you have a wetness?

Don’t say it, don’t spray it!

How about conservation of salvia?

Ok, what about conservation of saliva?