Infinite fun is all my child has left…

Make your baby brother walk the plank.

Huge entertainment for budding homicidal maniacs.

I wnt something, like, toys for the kids, like.

Cap’n Bligh: “Give him a thousand lashes Mr. Christian!”

Prisoner: “I don’t need a thousand lashes Cap,n Sir. I’ve only got little beady eyes.”

It ships beautifully internationally!

Avast improvement on ordinary toys.

– Do you like your new toy, sweetie?
– Like, no?

It will take your infinite fun because this ship is rigged!

Kids will love it if it has a poop deck.

For children? But it’s rated Arr!

The best like toys. In other words, a cheap knock-off that only vaguely resembles the actual product.

“You are charged with homosexual behaviour aboard my ship. I will get the First Mate to lash you.”

“Oh no Cap’n! May we do it to each other like?”

Does this infinite fun make my booty look big?

Actually, all that advertising blurb, sounds like a whole load of ship.

All your infinite fun ARR! belong to us!

This is a scam! Infinity minus infinity is an indeterminate form. For all I care, the end result could be that I still have a positive amount of fun left in the end. That is unacceptable.

I don’t like it

What are they like

Better watch your infinite booty too.

1∞ – 1∞ = Finite x I¹ – √1

Q. How many “R”s in arrgh.

Q: Depends on how quick you arr.

Despite inflation, the bounty on a pirate’s head is still a buck an ear.

” Enemy ships dead ahead! First mate, Bring me my red coat!”
“Why, Captain?”
“So if I get wounded, the rest of my crew won’t see me bleed and be disheartened.”
“Very wise, Captain! There are at least fourteen enemy ships heading straight for us.”
“In that case… bring me my brown pants.”

The perfect gift for the young Somali lad.

Something took your infinite fun? Ship happens!

CAUTION
Buy at your children’s dismay!