They’re so tender!

Oh dear I fear for the little one

Perhaps it tastes like chicken

Taste a little samurai? They’re confusing martial arts with marital arts.

The helmet fits better if you have bushi hair.

There’s a little samurai left behind in every helmet!

Taste a little ham on rye, you testy little samurai!

I don’t want a whole warrior; can I just have a little peace?

You don’t get to try the sword. You night cause a ninja-ry.

Mmmm … Samurai dressing!

Try them with traditional swordsticks.

I’ve never heard of a Samurai named Tyrone.

If I try on a Samurai, what will I do if he doesn’t fit.

@DNT 0413 Bushihairdo? (Bushido)

I’ve always been amused that the words in Japanese for a wooden practice sword (bokken) and for a hard-on (bokki) are so close!

A little samurai won’t fill me up. Can I get a hero sandwich?

@Pete 0520.

The Long Swift Sword of Siegfried (1971) – IMDb
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067753/
Rating: 4.3/10 – ‎115 votes
Action · An “adults only” retelling of the legend of Siegfried.
Missing: strong

Q: What type of sword do you use to execute women?

A: A broadsword.

Boom BOOM!

@Marum | 6:01 am: Using a rapier would be uncalled for.

Actually Sigurd, (Sigfried) used his sword Gram, to kill Fafnir the dragon.

Their little katanas make great toothpicks when you’re done.

That’s one pedophilic helmet.

Souvenir photography by Pac-Man.

Or, go to the martial arts academy and taste a knuckle sandwich.

@coffeebot | 4:17 am: His left behind is a weird place for a samurai to wear a helmet!

@Marum | 6:01 am: I wonder if they use that in Saudi Arabia?

@Marum | 6:17 am: Gram? Now that’s a lightweight sword.

@EffEff 1131 Maybe so, but in “proofing” it, he cut the huge anvil in two.

I like Wagner and the yarns of Beowulf.

BTW. In Norse mythology, Gram (Old Norse Gramr, meaning Wrath) is the sword that Sigurd used to kill the dragon Fafnir.

If I were a dragon named Fafnir, I would change my name.
It just doesn’t sound all that awe or fear inducing.