My hards are tied…

Somewhat turgid

You must be satisfied!

For yeah hard to form

This gift is made of wood.

Yes, bags come in hardy.

Is there a gift in the bag or are you just glad to see me?

It’s quite a hardful.

That’s a lot of sparkle coming out of those hards.

My little Filipina lady reckoned, all mine were for her only.

Good girl: “It’s hard to be good.”

Bad girl: “It has to be hard to be good.”

This bloke and the lady next door find out their respective spouses are having an affair. So that night when their spouses were out at a motel somewhere, they decide to have some revenge. So! In his bed they have their revenge, it feels so good they have some more revenge. Then they have a shower, and repair to the kitchen, to have a cup of tea and bikkies. Then they have a quick bit of revenge on the kitchen table, then some in the hallway on the way to the bedroom, and then she has hers, cowgirl style on… Read more »

You know what they say:
“From hard to mouth.”

Better yet:
“Form hard to mouse”.
It’s Engrish, after all.

– Is that your hard on me, dear?

@Marum 5:17:

There is something special about Filipinas, isn’t there?
(A statement, not a question.)

Back in the 1980’s, then-radio host Jonathan Brandmeier had a commercial where Rolling Stones band member Ron Wood tells the listeners that he wakes up listening to Brandmeier, then says to wake up with Wood.

@Pete 1358. Thou art preaching to the converted.

However, it may be most Asian women in general. Dunno’! My experience is not extensive enough to judge by. I only ever loved one.

Even la Filipinas I have met in Aust., are so charming.

The local bakery is run by a Filipino, and he is assisting with my Tagalog. I think they are, in general, passionate and friendly people.

@Marum 5:58:

Underline the word passionate.
MUCH more so than Japanese ladies.
And I DO have comparative experience.