Disinfecting pigeons must be hard.

Perhaps the harmful insects are man eaters

Yummmm….

Anybody up for Pigeon Pie?

The people at International Plaza really know their sh!t.

1st floor hotel eatery is the Poo Crab Restaurant.

The pigeons are coo-operating.

– Come on, children, lunch is ready! I found pigeons in the eat-in kitchen!

This notice looks like it was drafted by an underling at the university who really knows English and hopes the university administrators don’t! 😉

Wow, a public service announcement that doesn’t mince words!

They don’t want to ruffle anyone’s feathers.

If they use those Korean crap forks, this job could take a while!

I guess the crap fork is the ultimate tool for cleaning and disinfecting the pigeons.

WARNING: If you don’t find them, we will disinfect YOU!

University pigeons have formed their own feculty.

@Yu No Hoo | 5:01 am: The pigeons’ fraternity is Phi Beta Crappa.

The writer of the notice likes to call a spade a spade, which will be very useful in the cleanup.

The place is infested with “stool” pigeons.

If there are that many pigeons, this could be expensive.
Does the school’s endowment have the bread?

@ Droll 5:07 am

I hear their marks are dropping.

If you are feeling some; err; irritation due to my posting….Let me assure you that no Bird Lice were injured during the writing of this article.

In fact; The part of the Bird Lice was played by juvenile fleas in grass skirts. I hope the thought of fleas, makes you feel better.

Tues 13 03 18.

Pigeons dropped on the stock market today.
Bird Lice rose by 20%.
Sales of Calamine lotion were reported to increase by 50%, causing Pharmaceutical companies to rise by ten basic points.
However some of the losses were offset during late trading after closing, when pigeons rose again.

So! The bird lice will be done in the presence of Plaza Office Staff.

F—ing Bird Lice!

I never knew that asian penises were THAT small. 🐰

No need to disinfect them. I just find them and wash them separately.

It says what will happen if you are “out”. If you are still in the closet… well, that’s not their pigeon.

@Yu No Hoo | 6:21 am: They are taking the course for the turd time.

The Chinese do eat pigeon soup in certain parts of China.