Don’t get on my case.

Nutcase?

My gase was Surfinc.

That’s not an open mind son.

It’s a vacuum.

It’s an open and nut case.

You lazy, surfin’ son of a beach!

Duuuuuude

Case today.

A complete sentence tomorrow.

I hear the case was suspended, due to their being no conclusive evidence, of the existence of a mind.

‘Twas sufin’ wot improved my punctuation.

I is literate enuf to spiel Surfbeard Surfbard err Surfbaord

Typical Schrödinger’s case.

If you open your mind it won’t get board.

The judge heard the case and decided to hang five.

Can’t tell a law suit from a wet suit?

This is your brain on a surfboard…

Warning: Surfin’ with an open mind may result in a severe case of brain-washing.

Everybody’s gone surfin’
Surfin’ open case.

What’s you smorking

Surfin the what