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No rgets!
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You should certainly regret what you wrote here.
No rgets!
I never forget to meave you, I just rget that you wrote
You lok so per
I confuse
Left behind at the Foxy Grill
Well I guess stalkers need to buy t-shirts too.
I beg of you, dnot say goobuy!
Cnt we glive our lve anoothy twy?
Our relationshio turned to relationshiat.
He’s a move ’em and meave ’em kind of guy.
Foxy Girls… plural? How many foxy girls can you get into one t-shirt?
Who R U agin? I fget.
It was a relationshio because you couldn’t P.
Dnt: Plenty…but it would have to be a pretty big T-shirt.
I move you!
Why? Because I’m a lame!
– Excuse me, is this size L or M?
The reason we broke up, is that you have such a short concentration span, you never ever finish a sentence.
Q. How many Foxy Girls dies it take to play a Kettledrum?
A. All of them.
(Most Foxy Ladies will bang anything with legs)
Latest Research from American Journal of Medical Science: Poor Engrish is the lead cause of divorce.
Guess how she got such round lipps?
@BFC 0538.
Naturally. What lady would want an impoverished pommie?
@Marum 6:14 : Less We Folget! Women love stupid men and their money.
Never Marry Christmas!
I should have wrote [I hate you] then we might still relationshio…
Sum Ting Wong with Relation Shio?
Yo dawg! We heard you like t-shirts, so we put a t-shirt on your t-shirt.
The lore I move you the easier to rget the relationshio