Please stop picking at the wall.

As long as it does carefully

But flags are free

At least it’s not peeing

If female, you could be Prudence.

No problem; I’ve seen naked walls before.

Somebody told it to peel off.

The little squares peel off and they use them to make those Engrish garbage bin signs!

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am: Most walls are hard. I find that makes peeing kind of difficult, don’t you?. 😛

Because the door is showing off its knob.

I do the same when I’m plastered.

@ Droll not Troll | 4:16 am: Well, peeing is believing! 😉

@Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am: Don’t you mean peeing is relieving?

If the peeling gets worse, we will put up another sign.

I thought they would call it Wall Exfoliation.

Do not take down sign. It is a load bearing sign.

And soon, you will discover that the world you know has all just been a stage… Are you ready for the truth?

@Big Fat Cat | 6:21 am : In this case, maybe extesselation. And that is a word I would only expect to see on Engrish.

Squadron Leader here. “Right wall! Peel off and flatten the enema.

If you can pee this high, you will not only win the owner’s daughter, but all the female staff, and probably his wife as well.

Except for them using “caution” instead of “cautious” it’s not that bad; I guess “crumbling” or “cracking” would be better than “peeling” but at least you can tell what they’re trying to say.