How many distance is to hometown?

The caption can not write is vulgar entries

Hometown is just a front.

The phone can reach is called long distance.

Are we there yet?

I accidentally found myself in a Thai restaurant in Bond St. Sydney.(Due to drunkeness)

I can assure you, that was Homotown.

That sure was one way of sobering up in a hurry.

By God! They speak English well for Australians.

I suspect it is called the “QUEENS’ English”.

This Pommie gets run over, in Brissie. He wakes up in hospital with a doctor bending over him,

Pommie; “Did I come here to die?”

Doctor; “Nah mate! You came here yesterdie.”

Examples of what you may hear from your cheap Chinese GPS device.

I shoulda said. “Yer caaame here yesterdie.”

Can anyone else hear their own accent? When I converse in other languages, I am highly aware of my Australian accent, and seek to minimize. it. With varying degrees of success. Especially the long “aa” or “ee”.

Can you pass the salt? I can’t reach it, because distances.

Especially the Innisfail grown tea – Nerada.

Pron: Nh rada. In innisfail they call it Neeh As in”eh” raaadaa.

I’ll have the traffic jam on toast.

So many people they are on their roads …

Roadrunners?

@ILock 0439. Next time pass it to them like you are playing Rugby. That should instigate a food-fight.

The people on the roads in China should get off them.
They may get squished by a Tank.

The sentence can not understand is called Engrish.

Quite philosophical these chinese walls

Better than woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot very unhyginic.

Sayings of Confuse us.

I like John Denver’s version of “Country Roads” better.

Hometowns for a Holidays
Pelly Como
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Oh! Not the place is hometown for holi days
Causes you don’t matter distance roaming
Pine times the sun shines your face look
To the holi days don’t lets beat your saccharine hometowns

The place can not be back is front.
The place can not reach is too high.
So many people they are on their phones.

When you come here for the Engrish, that’s Funky Town.

The sign can not have is called grammar.