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That’s one way of making the worm stand up.
As one caterpillar said to another caterpillar, when a butterfly flew past.
“You”ll never get me up in one of those things.”
It’s a growth industry.
I thought caterpillars were of neutral gender.
Therefore they would not be a fun guy.
Caterpilliary attratction, is what attracts caterpillars to your tomato bushes.
Our mushrooms are to die for
Nice to see they’re vertically integrated
– Excuse me, where is the mush room?
Maybe that’s what they make in there, but I wouldn’t want Tibet on it. 😉
The cocoon who became a tycoon.
This business has mushroom for growth.
We specialize in creepy crawling and smelly things.
@ Marum 4:20 am
…or a fun gal.
@Algernon. 0429. I thought “Vertical integration” was a white bloke making love to a black lady, whilst standing up. Or vice versa.
I’d think this is a division of Caterpillar Inc., but I have a hard time finding a link between bulldozers and mushrooms.
All temporary workers and management keeps them in the dark.
They also stock athletic‘s foot.
It puts the fungus on its skin or else it gets the firm again.
Our Tractor – Corruption – Wobbly is on the left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-gelf52Dc
I’m a social butterfly, I’m just still at the chrysalis stage.
No Engrish in this one. They sell Caterpillar Fungus which is harvested in Nepal and Tibet and is used in traditional Chinese medicine because in TCM the more weird and disgusting the more potent it is for healing or boners.
If the fungus remains firm for more than 4 hours, consult your herbalist.
@oldtaku: I didn’t know they have modernized TCM using Caterpillars tractors as ingredient.
@BFC Well. You can grow things in your diesel fuel.
On Monday, the Very Hungry Caterpillar Fungus Firm acquired one rival firm.
On Tuesday, the Very Hungry Caterpillar Fungus Firm received two hundred stock options.