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If you don’t wear underwear, you will have a stylish fit when your fuzz gets caught in the zipper.
Does it go nicely with a white or red wine
Well. I never tested my lady. But she was fully tasted.
So this denim comes off a cow
Eating the crutch out of your lady’s jeans, is frowned upon in Japan.
The starship Voyeur.
Tongue on lick and tickle, Mr.Checkov.
“I come in buckets.” said Dr. Splurk.
EDIT = Tongues.
Try it with some T
I suppose jeans tastes like to f u
Denim has a strong, blue taste.
Well, they do have edible underwear…
If it’s only jeans that are being tasted, at least nobody gets their titbit.
I hope they have a licker licence.
If you throw a fit, at least make it stylish.
I “Guess” these blow away Bugle Boy jeans.
Personally I could take it or Levi It.
They need to Wrangle up a better translator.
Do these jeans make me taste fat?
When did Japan turn into a cannibalistic country?
Everyone, chews our garment.
The jeans outlasted the guy on the crest.
This tastes like ass.
approved!
50% Cotton / 50% Chicken
– Do not tumble fry
– French flies separately
Carefully tasted to make sure they are not too tight around the tastes.
There is a sipper in the front.
I dress to the right ‘cos that side tastes like poultry dressing.
Eat my shorts.
Sweet calvins