Prohibition all no shirt no shoes.

I assume prepare has you decline

WARNING: Smoking lunchtime for child people is prohibition.

– Ready? 1, 2, 3 … Translate!

I assume you can smoke if you stand.

Ici on parle flançais.

Butt out your smoking seat.

When you enter a Japanese establishment or home, it is customary to remove ones shoes. Don’t know the rules about smoking though.

No seat, just to yota

Let’s London the Paris!

Mea prepared Japanese menu in garage. No Francais and Engrish necessary.

Don’t come for the smoking breakfast. They always burn the toast.

It’s no good assuming, you need to look intuit.

Google translate gives Francais supporte as French supports. Maybe they have Louis XVI chairs.

Lets stand

I stand and I smork

Un lièvre is a hare. I’d like to order some hare pie. 😈

I prepare for an Engrish menu in a Japanese shop. It saves time.

@ Droll not Troll | 7:00 pm: And it makes caption! 😉

A Japanese French restaurant.

I wonder what the table d’hote is?

It’s probably “Japanese Clams” served sideways.

@DNT 1857. How about a Furburger?

The bottom half of this menu could have come from Quebec.

OK here’s what it’s SUPPOSED to say:

LUNCHTIME: 11:30 am to 3:00 pm.
ALL seats are NON-SMOKING.

Nothing in the Japanese about “assuming” anything.
Looks like pretty straightforward, set restaurant policy to me.