Fortunate for all… except the sheep.

Lube sheep and you could end up behind baaas.

Violate that copyright and you’ll be charged with bestiality.

Lubing sheep helps when they’re flocking.

Fortunate eaten, lets together

Like spots it smells

You can tell happy fruits by their peals of laughter.

Slickness of the lambs.

If fruits steal your clothes you will be in the altogether.

Let’s travel each other all together!

Lube fruits, not sheep

@DNT, 4:05 AM: Ever tried sheep? They’re not baaahhhd.

As an obnoxious Yank I am sorely tempted to make a NZ joke or two.
Something about a Kiwi with 30 girlfriends, or something like that. But….
…Given the presence of Kiwi Engrish lovers here, I’ll be polite and refrain.

(Snicker)

Isn’t “Putrifresh” an oxymoron?

Lanolin makes a great lube, as long as you’re a trombone.

All New Zealand sheep are called “Marty”.

Just listen to the all blacks doing the Haka.

They are all yelling; “kamati, kamati, oooh! oooh!

@Pete:7:11am: you could have mentioned NZ liking of rubber wellington boots but as you said you’re too polite

7:38 not 7:11

@Algernon:

Mention of Kiwis favoring Rubber Wellington Boots has not circulated widely up here in North America. At least not to my knowledge.

But intrigued, here I go, getting ready to head off and visit Uncle Google to ask him about it….

Well then….I just learned a few things.

Between the Boots and the All Blacks and their Haka (I’ve seen Haka before but didn’t know that was what they were called), my cultural awareness of things New Zealand has been expanded today.

For the benefit of my fellow North Americans:

https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/gumboots/

Just in case you were as mystified as I was.
🙂

@WorrierPrincess | 8:22 am: If I were lubed with lanolin, would you blo…
No, I’ll let that one slide.

It’s not my field. 😛

@Chris | 7:11 am: It’s not my field.

@Pete: Gumboot song
Enjoy!

@DnT:

That was fun!
And catchy…will forward to friends up here.

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