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Engrish for your dairy life
Me drive you long time
Tied drivers should pull over…
Photo courtesy of Todd Orr.
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It has something inbuilt
Don’t Rain Drive
Yes sir! I put two of these under my lady’s bum. It certainly altered the posture of the drive, and the angle too.
Most people rain from a little lower than the waist.
Is it also relieving from waist snow? (winter can be cold).
After driving in city traffic, I’m fit to be tied.
I don’t see how any effen cushion could help.
No good for man drivers
Don’t be a tied driver – use the seat belt!
– Are you tied, Mommy?
– Just raining, honey.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am: In that case, the driver should use a sleet belt.
PU leather makes you sit up straight to keep your nose clear of it.
@DNT 0410.. It is meant to be WAI strain.
WAI = Weird Angles of Insertion. Some of the Kama Sutra positions can really wreck your back, unless you do loads of flexibility work.
“You drive me long time John!”
If a lambar support doesn’t work, maybe you should ewes something bigger.
Bondage freaks aren’t buying it.
I think it’s in my suckroiliac
Lambar support is good for a baa’d back.
I wouldn’t recommend an inside sponge, but a thorough douche(ing) first, for both of you.
After all, neither of you knows where your lover is going to explore you next. All is fair in love and war.
A Policewoman pulled a male driver over….And over, and over, and over.
A lambar support should be made from virgin wool.
@ Droll not Troll | 4:16 am: Except a woman driver; she would drive you crazy!
Because if somebody tries to tie you up, you can wallop them with your pillow!
– Have you been driving, Madam?
– N … Yes, a little, but Officer, I …
– I see. Step out of the puddle, please.
Perfect for my Lambarghini.
If you drive too long time you might get waste discomfort…
Bed driver screw you big time!
Our product is guaranteed to be just OK. If it is too good, you can have your money back.
For long time drive there is also a TARDIS model cushion.
So this is where ”Rain In The Ass” comes from
We also have a Lambda model for mathematicians.
@72rd 0222. That model is for they, whom have no idea as to whether they are cumming or going.
If your waist is raining, you should probably see a doctor…
How could you ever sell a BDSM with this?