Look for the Qing Dynasty in your fire.

Qing Dynasty is full of hundrants

What could a bux do

Let’s talk about Qing Dynasty, baby!

Fire direction? It’s burning up.

Hyorant, Hydtant and Hudrant – Three mystical brothers from Qing Dynasty

CAUTION: In case of fire, like, try to talk about, you know, that Dynasty, trapped persons and stuff, and water Water

Dial 119 only if the fire is over 100 years old. For new fires, you’re on your own!

If I can follow the instructions without touching the facilities, what do I win?

Pretend that the Civil War and People’s Republic eras never happened.

Don’t forget to water the memory.

If you could place the fire inside the box it would save a lot of water.

Look here Chang! Get someone to turn off the power first, before you start saturated the place with water. Otherwise you will be soggy toast.

But!!! If the hundred fire-valves are at ignition temperature I won’t be able to touch them.

Of course fite sites should be clear. The Marquis of Queensberry hates clutter.

Fire Control Fatalities. I feel like playing Mortal Kombat with these fire hydrants.

The California wildfires is a continuation of the Qing Dynasty.

There are two types of fires:

1. Wildfires.

2. Conventional fires.

If you set fire to a Chinese lady, she may well burn your wick.

I’m absolutely sure that lecturing people, trapped by the fire, on the Qing Dynasty, would calm them no small end.

What are we trying to do here, bore them to death before they get burnt?

No one expects the Qing Dynasty!!!

-The place is on fire!!!
-No, that’s… uh… hey! Do you know about the Qing Dynasty?

Welcome to the emergency service. Before we can help you, you first need to pass our Basic Concepts of the Qing Dynasty Exam.

Send people in the main crossroads to be run over by fire engines. It is a less painful death than being burnt alive.

It is not very pukka, for the Chinese to mush people with Fire-appliances.

In China it is de rigeuer to use Tanks.

Edit Rigueur. Ach, ich sprechen keine Franzosisch. (Die Pariser hehehehe)

@Dr Lex 0343. I love our pres sand its penchant for using evocative words.

Ex. He was cruelly murdered.

Well it may be possible….But I have never yet, heard of anyone, being gently and kindly murdered.

You say hyorant and I say hydtant,
You say hudrant and I say hydrant,
Hy-o-rant, hy-d-tant,
Hu-d-rant, hy-d-rant,
Let’s call the whole thing off.