Pizza for masochists

I’m worried about this porking

They call it the emo special.

Well it takes the biscuit

The red topping isn’t tomato!

Something for Suicide Grills

– Here, sweetie! One slice yourself, one slice your Mommy!

Latest speciality shop.

The self harm store.

Just the place for tear er wrists.

– Two slices, please.
– Would you like to go, Madam?

In Spain, French fries YOU!

I’m a sadist. I’d rather slice others.

The pain in Spain is easy to explain.

Cutting edge marketing.

Slice yourself, then we gouge you.

Well, guys; on the upside, they’re not selling hot dogs.

It’s only 2€, not an arm and a leg.

Try also our Hot Dog – ”Roll over yourself !!!”

“My wife has a black belt in cookery! She can kill with one chop!”

Pizza for matadors Iand visiting samurai) who care about the size of their piece!

At least it’s not Calle Arsenal and the exploding duck arrives with the pizza.

– Mommy, can I crap my hands?
– Only if you sh*t yourself, honey.

succulent seppuku

– Manuel! Clean the windows!

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@72nd 0402

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Getting back to the Postings about the days a few days ago. A year = 365.242189 days. (Solar/tropical year) A year = 365.25636 days (Siderial year) So you can see the need for an extra day as I postulated. Thus: Wed11th; Non-day 11th; Thu 12th: Fri 13th. However as the Earths spin is getting slower due to the tidal forces of the moon, a siderial day will gradually get longer. So a year, (orbit of the sun) will take less days. The earth slows approx 1.7ms per century. When the moon and the earth were new a day was about… Read more »

So let us get back to angular velocities. You will appreciate them if you have a nose heavy V8, with a really light rear. Like the old Holden One-tonners, and you spin it. So think of an Olympic Hammer Throw. You have to spin rapidly to throw it any appreciable distance. However if you could pay out the chain connecting it you would slow down, because the hammer would take longer to orbit you, and thus you would reduce the centripetal force. However the centripetal force of the chain pulls on you. So at some point the hammer accelerating will… Read more »

Conversely: If we put enough tonnage in space moving faster than the Earth, could we speed the earth up?

Actually no. The object would merely move away until it found a stationary orbit height, or it would fly off into the cosmos.

Centrifigal force on the orbital object, has to equal centripetal force acting on the centre. (Gravity in this case – not a chain)

And that is why Helicopters cannot fly; They are so ugly the Earth repels them. I guess if the Earth had its way, it would cast them too, into the cosmos.

Not even after you (!!)