Not bad, boiled or fried…

I like my screws cold.

There is nothing better than slipping into something cool, on a hot summer’s day.

Although, I will pass on the cold Tofu.

Don’t know about Radish in sweet an sour either.

But I love the way the Japanese do their pickled veges. They make a great lunchtime snack.

– Would you like some nuts with that?

Tastes a bit metallic

I guess thr chicken legs are akimbo

– Waiter! What’s a screw doing in my soup?!
– Would you prefer to f u, Madam?

I thought akimbo = having your hands on your hips.

I would have thought it was mandatory, to have your legs on your hips.

She had the burning desire.

Waiter I want a screw on my table.

Yu no havee screw on table, you long nosed western polevault.

Please Don’t Waste Foot. Extra 50% charge for Legs.

Boiled screw?

Yes. It helps keep the legs apart on all the Thai chicks.

Akimbo arms or legs bent outward from the body

From ”Breakfast of Captions”

@Yu No Hoo 0415. Not quite.
She had the desire.
You get the burning, a few days later.

@algernon. we’re both half right.

akimbo.
.

[əˈkɪmbəʊ]

ADVERB

with hands on the hips and elbows turned outwards:

“she stood with arms akimbo, frowning at the small boy”

•(with reference to limbs) flung out widely or haphazardly.

“he collapsed on the bed, legs akimbo”

Abimbo = Barbie

Akimbo = Barbie’s best friend. (She’s blonde)

Ahimbo = Ken.

… followed by spotted dick for dessert.

Here lies the bones of ol’ Screwy Dick
Blest at birth with a corkscrew prick
Spent his life in a fruitless hunt
For a woman with a corkscrew c***
At last he found her, poor Dick fell dead
For the corkscrew c*** had a left hand thread

Served with surprise corn.

@DNT 0450. Were he an engineer, Dick would merely have tapped a new thread in the hole.

Actually by careful machining, it is possible to produce a bi- directional thread. It may lack a little mechanical strength due to the reduced area.

However this can be overcome, by machining a heavier thread. Such as a “square” thread ie. \__/ (shown inverted)

I try not to bolt my food.

“Mrs Black? It’s Dr. Saunders from the hospital here. Has your husband Mr. Harold Black been her for three days for a series of tests?” ‘Yes doctor.’ “our apologies Mrs Black, we have mixed your husband’s tests up with another, gentleman’s who shared the same room. so we don’t know whether he has Alzheimers or AIDS.” ‘What should i do doctor?’ “Well, Mr Black left here about half an hour ago, saying that after three days lying in bed, he was going to walk home, and then have sex with his wife. So if he gets home within the next… Read more »

Redacted: Disregard the last line

Pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises. Really.

@Long Tom 0621.

🐗 Their females get them really wound up.🐖

Boiled screw: it’s f***ing hot.

I’ll take the boiled bolts and nuts.

That’s after the taming of the screw.

@Classic Steve: https://www.amazon.com/Taming-Screw-Dave-Barry/dp/0878574840/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1507416773&sr=1-1&keywords=taming+of+the+screw

Well, it has to be better than screwed boils.

Whoever boiled the screw, are you nuts?