Can I make an appointment?

The wheels on the bike go round and round

The day after perhaps

Which day is to day?

I want a tee for two!

Disappointment is rampant.

I can only please one person a day but I can piss off a hundred.

I’ve heard this one before. My usual answer is along the lines of ” Too busy pleasuring yourself, eh?”

Why is Bart Simpson hiding behind the shield?

He must be a royal.

50% To Day / 50% Your Day

– N’t irony
– Please separately

I’ve seen that comment on the bottom of the shirt on various signs, but this is the first time I’ve seen it on the back of a shirt. Its placement makes little sense.

FU

BTW. I think his name is Griffin.

‘…And that person is me. So stop annoying me.’

@DNT 0433. That is extremely observant of you. It took me a couple of looks, to figure what you were on about’

But then. I don’t own a TV. (If I want to watch the Rugby, I go to the Pub or the RSL, have dinner, and see the match)