To err is hunan.

I do not doubt that it is delectable.

Speaking of characteristics; Filipina ladies like to be bitten. (quite hard)
Some of my Aussie friends were like; WTF.

My answer was always. If your lady likes it – do it. Why not? She will do anything for you, that you like.

Served on a plate with a crack in it.

Well it takes like ….. .

I think we’re getting a bum steer.

Craption is made at here!

Well its stinks

Tastes like sit.

Served with gluteus rice.

I’ll have mine medium-rear please.

Well if you don’t want to eat it.

YOU CAN SPANK IT.

The plate has a sat in finish.

Diner: Waiter. I would like some Hunqn Ass.

Waiter: Maximus, medius, or minimus sir

The Hunan ass is connected to the Shaanxi.

Because the wider pelvis in relation to height, means that the female leg is at an angle, compared to the male leg which is relatively straight. This combines to make the Gluteus Maximus more rounded, plus a thicker layer of subcutaneous fat, gives the female posterior that delightful round shape, that wiggles when they walk.

There! That explanation doesn’t sound romantic at all. Does it?

@DNT 0438 True actually. The Gluteus Maximus extends all the way d;own to the Tibia. (shinbone)

♫The ass is connected to the shanxi,
And the shanxi is connected to the footsie,
And the footsie kicks the arsexi,
And that’s the way of the Lord 🎶

Ah! That long slightly bent thing.

It’s a tapeworm!

I’m only hunan…

@Marum: Some men like women with long legs, while others prefer women with shorter legs. I like something in between. 😈

Mao ZeDong was born in Hunan Province. This dish was his favorite.

– Which hunan?
– Wonan!

To the human males who always make sexist and perverted captions to every Engrish photo, I have but one thing to say: Go home, oh sapiens!

Characteristics of hunan ass: It pulls out rottenly and farts sexy style.

– Waiter! There’s a Hunan in my ass!
– Oh, I was afraid it’s Sum Ting Wong, Madam.

@Lora 0817. I have the typical male brain. 60% Sex. 35% Sport And the remaining 5% is there to handle all that extraneous sh1t, which stops me enjoying sex or sport. But don’t knock it. If most of us were not geared that way, why would we commit our whole lives and income, to a lady and her needs, and children. Very few other animals do. Once the male has done his job, he is off to the next (in season) female. BTW. We are one of the few animal species which does not know,(sense) when it’s females are in… Read more »

@ Marum. You are only partially correct. Over decades I have replicated experiments published in numerous reports on the very subject. My findings concur, although sometimes with hilarious results….. Firstly, the human male has lost his instinct for the oestrous status of females surrounding him, however the females surrounding him will become profoundly aware of his potential to sire their offspring and may well act on such instinct should he present a high level of androstenone but only if she is currently in oestrous and not taking any of the more popular contraceptive pills. One can buy androstenone from any… Read more »

perfect match for the Hunan hole