Come thing or shine…

I will collect the rain with a bucket

Forgetful dumbbells.

Why the raincoat Mac

Is this your umbrella or are you just happy to see me?

Caution: Gym equipment may contain nuts.
(And bolts, too.)

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♩♬ Thinging in the rain, I’m thinging in the rain… ♪♫

What’s so special about umbrellas left behind on Sundays, that they’re so collectible?

The Penguin’s Japanese connection.

They used to use a device called an umbrella on your thing, for VD.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=umbrella%20test

The thing needs a memory training course to stop it losing umbrellas.

Eeek!! This is why it makes sense to put a “raincoat” on one’s thing before using it!

@Marum | 5:17 am: Eeek!! This is why it makes sense to put a “raincoat” on one’s thing before using it! 😯

The Thing leaves behind so many umbrellas only when it’s Sun.

It’s easier than collecting weights …

Yes. It would make one wish for the shortest penis possible. Hopefully then, it would hurt for much less time.

Wait- is it a thing that gets left behind? King Missile had a song about that.

@DNT 0517. Never found condoms to be much use. Even the smallest amount of, errr, enthusiasm, causes them to tear.

Then we will sell them back to dopey gaijins at half price.

🎵Lord how the money rolls in, rolls in 🎶

Collecting umbrellas for fun, recreation, and profit.

Remove your enemies umbrellas, without him being aware they are gone. (Sun Tsu – The Art of Stealing Umbrellas)

Sun Tzu solly.

When they collect enough umbrellas there will be a grand opening.

🌂 An umbrella a day🌂keeps the rain at bay🌂

Is it supposed to thing next week (Sun.) ?

Due to industrial action by the Meteorologists, there will be no weather today….Or tomorrow either.