Gramma called’em cant see-critters.

A meal that consumes you

Something from the valleys might be safer

Those bacteria sure know how to party!

Life is like a bacteria pot. You never know what monster you’re gonna get.

This must be the most popular Engrish ever

How could they squeeze a mountain into a bacteria pot?!

CAUTION: No smorking in the mush room

When pokemon retire, they are turned into pot monsters. No waste.

Try our horrors d’oeuvre first.

I have this when I’m trying to scare up a meal.

Those “pot monsters” will eat anything once they’ve smoked a few.

Welcome to Arkansas.

Waiter! There’s a bug in my soup!

Hallowe’en in August!

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple snow pea eater…

Most germs love this food.

@Pete 0738.

Q: What did they call the central heating when it was installed at the Vatican.

A: The Papal People Heater.

BOOM BOOM

Check under the lid before going to bed.

Just don’t drink the water.

The food may kill you.

But the water won’t. It will make you wish to die..$#128544;

Just don’t drink the water.

The food may kill you.

But the water won’t. It will make you wish to die..😠

@Marum 9:06,

You could also call his iPhone a Papal People Tweeter.

@DNT 0602. The Haughty Waiter:

C: Waiter, waiter. What’s this bug doing in my soup?

W: Why, backstroke of course, Sir.

or:
C: Waiter, waiter. Do you know there’s a bug in my soup?

W: No Sir. But if you hum the first couple of bars, I’ll get the pianist to play it.

So what’s where Chipotle obtains its supplies from.

Finally truth is revealed about the source of mystery meat.

Bacteria is the back door of a cafeteria.

@Marum:

C. Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

W. Shhh, the others will want one.

Assorted bacteria . . . a must try from that Chinese cafeteria