These went bad.

Better than fruit slut

Bloke finds a bit of carrot.

HIM: “My dear. Have you been plying with carrots?”

She: “No. It was the bloke before you, he had a chunder.”

Well somethings gaping wide

So the orka said to the tomato

Plying = playing (But I’m sure you did not want to know that)

Prostitute to go with your prosciutto.

Serve it with wontons.

Good with raunch dressing.

I prefer whoregrain food.

– To go or you’ll do it here, Sir?

Vegan sluts are in such high demand now.

The job ad says they’re looking for a peeler.

Mmmm! Vegetable tart!

VEGETABLE MUFF in

Saruyahiko Coffee revue,

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Really? I don’t even see any root vegetables.

Naughtily refreshing

Heard of Johnny Appleseed?
This is for Johnny Veggieseed.

Weird. The Japanese katakana actually says “suratto”.
Which is not a katakana word i’ve ever heard used in Japan.

They make 3 types, each with varying combinations of veggies/ingredients. Regardless, a baguette is served with.

@Pete. 0638. Looks like vegies in Whale-blubber.

Or Coconut-oil. It solidifies at +25C (77F).

BTW Coconut-oil is great for running the older style diesels on. (DPA or Inline Pumps). But unless you have a heated fuel tank, it only works in the tropics.

Oooooohkaaaay…I just learned something.
And am not feeling any better now that I have.

Slut: A breakfast dish based on coddled egg and pureed potato.

http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/スラット

God only knows how they chose THIS word for the katakana…

Also. Don’t know about Suratto, but Surat.

Surat = Town on the Balonne River, 380Km west of Brissie

Pop = 2011 census 426.

@Pete.

Maybe: Slut = Suratto/sulatto.

perhaps you know the lingo too well.

But to me; slut(o) sounds a bit like sulatto – said with a Japanese accent.

Eggplants and cucumbers galore!

where’s the address ? I need some loving !!!

That’s not salad dressing….

Almost forgot: Each of the 3 options comes with okra in it.
As if coddled egg wasn’t gooey and slimy enough…

Found the source.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut

I brought protection… i’m wearing a bib

@Classic Steve 8:40

You mean it’s more like salad wear?

Having lived in Tokyo’s Kabukicho I’m not so surprised that the Summer Vegetable Slut is sold out. Anything goes there.

I’m so tired of Salad Shaming.

The cheapest of them were sold out, I suppose.

This looks like an eggslut, but with veggies instead of eggs. As such, I’m inclined to consider the English correct, if odd. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut